More Americans Struggling Financially

A recent Monmouth University poll found that more Americans are struggling financially since Biden replaced Trump as the country's president. Patrick Murray, Director of the independent Monmouth University Polling Institute, observed that "Biden's claim that he better understands the average person's needs than billionaire Trump has not led to results that confirm his premise."

During Trump's term the percentage of Americans who said they were struggling to keep up with the cost of living ranged from 20% to 29%. Since Biden took over, that percentage has risen to 41%. Seventy percent feel financially stressed and 90% are worried about the rising inflation sparked by Biden's spending binge.

Presidential Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre dismissed these survey results, calling them "part of an insidious pattern of right wing disinformation. The truth is that things have never been better for the American people. It was President Biden's heroic actions mandating the vaccinations that saved hundreds of millions of lives that would otherwise have been lost if Trump had been reelected. It is President Biden who is saving the planet by weaning the country off fossil fuels. Dissatisfaction over transient inflation shows the kind of selfishness his progressive policies are endeavoring to exterminate."

She went on to extol "the President's plans to supplant the unhealthy and expensive dietary preferences for red meat with lower cost sources of protein like insects that are less fatty and cheap to breed and process, to move people out of inefficient single-family residences and into cost-saving collective abodes like dormitories and barracks, and to eliminate all unnecessary travel by private automobiles by ensuring an abundance of electrically-powered mass transit trains and buses. Lifestyles will be more homogenized and uniform. This will promote the unity and conformity needed to survive in the transformed world that former President Obama promised to the American people."